What is the definition of Naughty Alpha Male Skin Cells?

"Naughty alpha male skin cells" - Imagine a group of rogue, overly confident, and slightly arrogant skin cells who decided to take over the world, but not with fancy gadgets or clever schemes. Instead, they'd just be baring their bravado and ego in a skin cell-sized, yet disturbingly assertive way. Picture these cells, sporting a smirk that says 'I'm the boss of this skin cell realm!' and waving at anyone who gets too close.

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Edgy example sentence: "After the big game, our once-peaceful skin cells decided to turn up the volume on their 'alpha' status, emitting a sound so unnervingly assertive, it could've been mistaken for a skunk spraying its business end on unsuspecting bystanders."